:: urbansheep (urbansheep) wrote,
:: urbansheep

[ L ] Эпические битвы: вместо молочных рек с кисельными берегами — мармеладное войско

Мармеладные медведи? Какая мелочь и чепуха. Битва при Минас-Тирите!


At this point, the Riders of Rohan have already arrived and they’ve completely made the Orc forces their collective biotech. It’s hard to see here, but they’re riding on majestic Gummy Frog mounts and are doing heinous battle with the Mumakil Elephant warriors. There’s a suitable amount of blood and gore as well.

Now, on this side of the battle field you can see Aragorn’s forces streaming off the stolen Corsairs and doing battle with Sauron’s evil sweetness. Also, you can see that the main gate of Minas Tirith has been breached by Grond, the giant battering ram, and now the men of the city are sallying forth to join in on the wholesale ass-whooping. Let’s take a closer look at all of these.

First, here you can see the dead Lord of the Nazgul and his crazy bird like black licorice rope mount. He’s already killed Theoden and beaten the sweet out of Merry and Eowyn. I’d say this scene is kind of sad if it weren’t for the sheer awesomeness of that black dragon type thing. I mean, really.

The Battle of Pelennor Fields
via boing boing


Прощай, крыша. Или как там ещё... А. Полный невменоз.

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